Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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