I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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