It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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