How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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