A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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