i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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