Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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