Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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