so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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