Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
