your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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