and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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