if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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