Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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