Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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