I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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