Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
