Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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