That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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