My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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