I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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