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Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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