At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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