Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There r osticjed everywhere
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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