Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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