I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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