I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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