So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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