I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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