thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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