3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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