But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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