eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
