on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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