Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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