he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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