He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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