The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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