Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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