it hurts more in the daytime
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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