Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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