SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize