But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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