I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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