It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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