Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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