butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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