Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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