Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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