Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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