I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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