My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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