It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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