Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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