Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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