All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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