Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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