Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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