Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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