I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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